kamoes alay (anak lebay kali)

Siapa tau bermanfaat buat Anda semua.
Terutama buat yg udah gak abg. Jd kalau dpt
sms dr ponakan, adek pacar, selingkuhan
yang brondong ata sejenisnya, gak gagap-
gagap amat bacanya


Gue : W, Wa, Q, Qu, G
Lo : U
Rumah : Humz, Hozz
Aja : Ja, Ajj (Ajj bacanya apa ya?)
Yang : Iank/Iang, Eank/Eang (ada juga yang
iiank/iiang)
Boleh : Leh
Baru : Ru
Ya/Iya : Yupz, Ia, Iupz
Kok : KoQ, KuQ, Kog, Kug
Nih : Niyh, Niech, Nieyh
Tuh : Tuwh, Tuch
Deh : Dech, Deyh
Belum : Lom, Lum
Cape : Cppe, Cpeg
Kan : Khan, Kant, Kanz
Manis : Maniezt, Manies
Cakep : Ckepp
Keren : Krenz, Krent
Kurang : Krang, Krank (Crank?)
Tau : Taw, Tawh, Tw
Bokep : Bokebb
Dulu : Duluw (Dulux aja biar bisa ngecat
rumah)
Chat : C8
Tempat : T4
Sempat : S4
Telepon : Tilp
Ini : Iniyh, Nc
Ketawa : wkwkwk, xixixi, haghaghag,
w.k.k.k.k.k., wkowkowkwo (bacanya apa
coba tolong jelaskan)
Nggak : Gga, Gax, Gag, Gz
Hai : Ui (Apa Ui? Universitas Indonesia?)
SMS : ZMZ, XMX, MZ (oh god …)
Lagi : Ghiy, Ghiey, Gi
Apa : Pa, PPa (PPa ???)
Tapi : PPi (sama aja kaya yang diatas, huek..)
Mengeluh : Hufft
Sih : Siech, Sieyh, Ciyh (nggak sekalian aja
Syekh Puji)
Dong : Dumz, Dum (apa Dumolit?)
Reply : Repp (ini yang paling sering ditemukan
di dunia maya)
Halo : Alow (menurut kalian, apakah kita
teletubbies?)
Sayang : Saiank, Saiang
Lucu : Luthu, Uchul, Luchuw
Khusus : Khuzuz
Kalian : Klianz
Add : Et, Ett (biasanya minta di add
friendsternya)
Banget : Bangedh, Beud, Beut (sekalian aja baut
sama obeng)
Nya, contoh : misalnya, jadi misalna, misal’a,
misal.a
Imut : Imoetz, Mutz
Loh : Loch, Lochkz, Lochx
Gitu : Gtw, Gitchu, Gituw
Salam : Lam
Kenal : Nal (buset irit karakter banget)
Buat : Wat, Wad
Cewek : Cwekz
Cowok : Cwokz
Karena/Soalnya : Coz, Cz
Masuk : Suk, Mzuk, Mzug, Mzugg
Punya : Pya, P ’y
Pasti : Pzt
Anak : Nax, Anx, Naq (ko-naq?)
Cuekin : Cuxin
Curhat : Cvrht (anjing ini bahasa rusia apa?)
Terus : Rus, Tyuz, Tyz
Tiap : Tyap
Kalau : Kaluw, Klw, Low (oh maann…)
Setiap : Styp
Main : Men
Paling : Plink, P’ling
Love : Luph, Luff, Loupz, Louphh
Makan : Mumz, Mamz
Yuk : Yuq, Yuqz, Yukz
Lupa : Lupz
Udah : Dagh
Kamu : Kamuh, Kamyu, Qmu, Kamuwh
Aku : Akyu, Akuwh, Akku, (Asu)
Maaf : Mu ’uv, Muupz, Muuv
Sorry : Cowwyy, Sowry
Siapa : Sppa, Cppa, Cpa, Spa
Kakak : Kakagg

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Syaifudin Ahmad

Syaifudin Ahmad

Hi blogger, I am Syaifudin Ahmad (this is my library name, actually my real name is the opposite of it Ahmad Syaifudin). My friends usually called me dean. I don’t know why they called me that way. They said that most of them can’t spelling my name correctly so they prefer called me dean instead of my real name. I live in jombang east java – Indonesia, but i don’t have exact address because i sometime go somewhere else. however, you can always meet me in cyber world through my twitter, facebook, other social media site with nickname “d34nmu or deanmu” or drop in my homepage. I am 2….. years old, single and currently working as freelancer while studying. I am social media enthusiast, I’d love to expand network throughout cyber world, make friends with whoever can make me happy and able add my knowledge.

I am also English learner, i am currently learning English a lot to fulfill my dream exploring Europe, America and Africa. I would like being there since there are many places of interest which can make me get more challenges, dig knowledge, share culture and meet somebody new with different ethnic and perspective. I am look like a dreamer but i am quite sure someday at least i can castaway on one of that continents.

Another side of me, i am gadget lover, Love Traveling, Internet addict, Blogger, Arsenal fan, love Maria Sharapova and love Indonesian food very much. I also like composing music from my old guitar, being a greatest musician is my passion when i was in senior high school. Even if the quality of my record is not fully perfect since i can only record them with my old cell phone but many of my friends like listen to it.

If you wonder and curious of my songs i made myself, just point out your mouse on this link visit http://syaifudin.posterous.com/rss.xml?tag=music or you can also download 16 songs in zip file here http://www.4shared.com/file/127536112/80cd0345/Deanmu_Songs.html

I’d love in writing whatever comes in my mind. Visit http://d34nmu.co.nr to peep my little notes. Thank you. Check out to know furthermore about me at http://about.me/d34nmu

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